{"product_id":"youre-the-top-paperback","title":"You're The Top - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eFrank W. Butterfield\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHowdy! I'm Eddie Smith and this is the story of my third romantical adventure with my new husband, Whit Hall.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOMG! Can you believe we got married?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWell, anyway, we did and it's been three and change mostly blissful months and, well, that thing that everyone asks us about still hasn't happened...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot that I'm in any sort of rush. Whit and I still have lots of fun in all sorts of, uh, creative ways.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn case you're wondering, the world's oldest teenager, Ronnie Grisham, is still alive and butting his nose in other people's business, namely mine and Whit's.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow he's got it in his head that we need to move even though we just bought a house in Ormond Beach, just north of Daytona. Kids these days... Watcha gonna do?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeanwhile, that made-for-TV movie that everyone's been talkin' about is set to start shooting in a day or two in a place called Hope (LOL) up in British Columbia.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause, you know, this kinda movie always gets made in Canada.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTo get ready for his close-up, Whit's been down in Miami working with a touchy-feely guy who's been giving him a crash course in how to act in front of a camera.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe's driving back up right now and is due home any moment, so I can't talk for long.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLet's see... Was there anything else I wanted to mention?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOh, right! Well... Whit's nervous. Of course. And I'm trying to help him relax.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd my friends in Orlando still think I've lost my mind and that I got married and bought a house too fast. That doesn't keep them away from the pool and the great view of the river, though.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd my mom is doing fine in Austin. Whit's mom has been on radio silence even though she's been to see President Trump. Twice. Oh well...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOoh! Gotta go. Whit just texted that he's about ten minutes away.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm so excited about going to Canada and watching Whit become a movie star. Woo hoo!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI can't wait to find out what happens next!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* * *\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a short novel that runs to about 43K words.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 188\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.43 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e July 16, 2019\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54089771122995,"sku":"9798215152829","price":27.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/fwjn1RlFop9798215152829.webp?v=1789595457","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/products\/youre-the-top-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}