{"product_id":"you-are-not-dead-a-guide-to-modern-living-paperback","title":"You Are Not Dead: A Guide to Modern Living - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDaniel Reetz\u003c\/b\u003e (Illustrator), \u003cb\u003eMeg Holle\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTroubled by life? Tired of death? Uncertain about uncertainty and what to do with your money?Join other selves like yourself on a journey of discovery with You Are Not Dead: A Guide to Modern Living (the Canadian Edition). This self-management program from the Fakeproject Corporation has you nailed. With masterful, full-color illustrations and artful instructions, eleven easy steps provide the guidance you need with the candor you deserve.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLearn to recognize and stabilize your worthless parts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuarantine and kill the unquestionably contemptible.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConfront and counteract the dreams and dangerous notions that prevent you from fulfilling our goals.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003eFrom personal attacks with a global reach to birthday parties and carpet bombings, everyone lives with the Fakeproject Corporation. We invite you to not die with us. Get bent into shape! Get by instead! Get out of life... alive? - not dead!With everything to soothe, you have only loss to lose. You deserve to feel all right.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eExecutive wordsmith of the Fakeproject Corporation of America, Meg Holle lived in Canada for three years while earning a master's degree in library and information studies. Find her corpus at http: \/\/www.deepsicks.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 66\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.17 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 30, 2010\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54053423644979,"sku":"9780982751305","price":25.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/BBKC70IRFm9780982751305.webp?v=1789019892","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/products\/you-are-not-dead-a-guide-to-modern-living-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}