{"product_id":"why-didnt-noah-swat-both-mosquitoes-plus-other-humorous-stories-for-clergy-paperback","title":"Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes? Plus Other Humorous Stories for Clergy - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eHoover Rupert\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eGod made a few perfect heads, the rest he covered with hair.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Subject: Baldness \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eA certain church was taking a missionary offering. As the plate was passed to one dour-\/aced man, he growled, \"I don't believe in missions.\" The usher replied, \"Well, then take some out, brother, this offering is for the heathen.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Subject: Offering \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eA congregation in Florida installed a sound system on a trial basis. One reaction: \"If I had wanted to hear, I would have moved up front.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Subject: Hearing \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAcross one-half century of Hoover Rupert's ministry, humor has been a part of his preaching portfolio. This collection includes nearly 300 stories collected by the author that could be used by any preacher. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe stories are listed alphabetically by subject or theme. Themes range from religious to secular. A selection of topics includes: accidents, babies, Bible, complaints, church, Devil, ecumenical, faith, heaven, Jesus, music, offering, prayer, theology, viewpoint, words and others. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eHoover Rupert\u003c\/b\u003e, Gaithersburg, Maryland, served United Methodist churches in Michigan. He is a graduate of Baker and Boston universities and holds four honorary doctorates. For 32 years he wrote a syndicated column \"Accent On Loving.\" Rupert is the author of 17 books and many magazine and curriculum articles.\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 96\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.27 x 8.38 x 5.4 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e January 01, 1994\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52638976180531,"sku":"9781556735196","price":27.09,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/jBRACT0Wl49781556735196.webp?v=1762336384","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/products\/why-didnt-noah-swat-both-mosquitoes-plus-other-humorous-stories-for-clergy-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}