{"product_id":"two-lane-gems-vol-1-turkeys-are-jerks-and-other-observations-from-an-american-road-trip-paperback","title":"Two Lane Gems, Vol. 1: Turkeys are Jerks and Other Observations from an American Road Trip - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eTheresa L. Goodrich\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTwo Lane Gems, Vol. 1: Turkeys are jerks and other observations from an American Road Trip\u003c\/strong\u003e is a road trip romp from the Chicago area to San Diego and back. Theresa Goodrich grabs her laptop, her camera, and her journal and makes (asks, she means, asks) her husband, Jim, to drive 6,479.5 miles through thirteen states so she can fulfill a childhood dream.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStarting at the most important archaeological site in North America, their journey takes them through sand dunes, forests, plains, and mountains. They stayed in haunted hotels, a rustic cabin, charming bed and breakfasts, and the oldest motel in Arizona. They camped in canyons and deserts and were visited by deer and surrounded by turkeys (jerks). They met a World War II vet, learned how to grow a date, and had a beer in the lowest bar in the Western hemisphere with a bartender named Scheherazade.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey also: \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003emade a wish at the Center of the World\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003etoured an abandoned mountain lion zoo\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003erode a vintage train with a singing engineer\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eate schnecks\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003etouched goblins\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003edid not get blown up by unexploded ordnance\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003edid not kill each other\u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTwo Lane Gems, Vol. 1 \u003c\/strong\u003eis an uplifting, inspirational, and often humorous love letter to America. From cliff dwellings to buried cars to more hoodoos than you can shake a switchback at, this tale follows their round-about journey to find the country's treasures.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 278\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.76 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 03, 2019\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52795474149683,"sku":"9780960049554","price":47.48,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/SURPcUpvK3BzWmJ3OUJQaHlhUjdIUT09.webp?v=1764766925","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/products\/two-lane-gems-vol-1-turkeys-are-jerks-and-other-observations-from-an-american-road-trip-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}