{"product_id":"this-life-with-boys-paperback","title":"This Life With Boys - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eRachel Toalson\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIdiodare: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e 1. (\u003cem\u003eVerb) \u003c\/em\u003eTo defy or challenge someone to do something idiotic.\u003cbr\u003e 2. (\u003cem\u003eNoun) \u003c\/em\u003eAn idiotic challenge.\u003cbr\u003e 3. \u003cem\u003e(Fact) \u003c\/em\u003eSomething with which you'll become intimately familiar in a house full of boys.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere's nothing like a crew of boys to show you how funny bodily functions are, how loud a house can get, and how little one should care about clothes, nice shoes, style, and personal care. Boys see the world as a gigantic playground. They see home as a safe place to be their truest, messiest selves. They see moms as a source of unconditional, never-ending love and dads as an eternal jungle gym.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere's just nothing like them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom the voice behind the popular Crash Test Parents blog comes Book 3 of the Crash Test Parents series. With wit and eloquence, Rachel shines a light on what it's like to live with males who unintentionally destroy everything, unwittingly walk around in a dirt cloud, and wholeheartedly enjoy making everything a competition--especially if it involves eating.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThis Life With Boys\u003c\/em\u003e includes hilarious and entertaining essays like: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat Sons Do to a Perfectly Good House\u003cbr\u003e Food is the Way to a Boy's Heart\u003cbr\u003e What it Means to Be a Boy: Compete in Everything\u003cbr\u003e Welcome to My Smelly Pit\u003cbr\u003e How Boys Fight: Incessantly\u003cbr\u003e I See London, I See France, Go Put on Some Underpants\u003cbr\u003e How to Dress Like a Boy\u003cbr\u003e Things You'll Hear in a Household of Boys\u003cbr\u003e How to Turn Family Dinners into Family Gag Fests\u003cbr\u003e 11 Mom Looks that are Familiar to Boys\u003cbr\u003e 8 Ridiculous Things I No Longer Care About As a Mom\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eand many more.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHailed as \"the Erma Bombeck of a new generation of parents,\" Rachel's third full-length book of humor essays in the Crash Test Parents series will make you laugh until you cry and cry until you laugh--but mostly it will remind you that this life with boys? It's pretty grand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRachel is the mother of six young boys who daily give her inspiration for comical essays. Her work can often be seen on Huff Post Parents, Scary Mommy, Babble and Motherly. She lives with all her males in San Antonio, Texas, where she faithfully writes 5,000 words a day, five days a week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 302\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.68 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 28, 2017\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53377068335411,"sku":"9781946193261","price":24.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/vL_GF8WEc9781946193261.webp?v=1779314853","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/products\/this-life-with-boys-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}