{"product_id":"the-scottish-limerick-book-filthy-limericks-for-every-town-in-scotland-paperback","title":"The Scottish Limerick Book: Filthy Limericks for Every Town in Scotland - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eLewis Williams\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSurely it can't be done. But it has been done. For the first time in the history of mankind someone has been dedicated enough and fool enough to write a filthy limerick for every town in Scotland. From the Highlands and Islands to the Scottish Borders, from Whitburn to John o' Groats, The Scottish Limerick Book covers every city, town or village in the country that has a population of 3,000 or more. This unique volume provides the very finest in vulgar humour and gives them all a filthy limerick to call their own. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere are over 250 limericks in the book. A lot of them are hilarious. Most of them are very funny. All of them are filthy. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Isle of Skye, Highland \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen I was on the Isle of Skye \u003cbr\u003eI overdid the old Spanish fly \u003cbr\u003eI had a stiff member \u003cbr\u003eFrom the fourth of December \u003cbr\u003eTill Friday the tenth of July \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGrangemouth, Falkirk \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e In Grangemouth there's an oil refinery \u003cbr\u003eA port, a canal and a winery \u003cbr\u003eAnd to thrill you to bits \u003cbr\u003eAll the girls have 10 tits \u003cbr\u003eThat is if you count them in binary \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGalston, East Ayrshire \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAt Galston in the Valley of Irvine \u003cbr\u003eI once ate a meal quite unnerving \u003cbr\u003e The sausage gave me a shock \u003cbr\u003eIt looked just like my cock \u003cbr\u003eApart from its more pronounced curving \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBeith, North Ayrshire \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e They staged a biblical play once in Beith \u003cbr\u003eBut the costumes were a little too brief \u003cbr\u003eThe end of Adam's wang \u003cbr\u003eDid quite clearly hang \u003cbr\u003eOut from under his tiny fig leaf \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLarkhall, South Lanarkshire \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e At the fete in the town of Larkhall \u003cbr\u003eA big hit was my sexual aids stall \u003cbr\u003eDemand was so fantastic \u003cbr\u003eFor the vaginas in plastic \u003cbr\u003eIt just ended up in a brawl \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBishopton, Rensfrewshire \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAt a masochists' party in Bishop-ton \u003cbr\u003eNot being one to be easily outdone \u003cbr\u003eWhen a chap got out his dick \u003cbr\u003eAnd whacked it with a stick \u003cbr\u003eI got out mine and shot it with a gun \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 166\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.38 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 17, 2015\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52638975361331,"sku":"9780993247217","price":21.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/4a4kRx95kW9780993247217.webp?v=1762336381","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/products\/the-scottish-limerick-book-filthy-limericks-for-every-town-in-scotland-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}