{"product_id":"the-ghastly-greek-gods-classical-mythology-youll-actually-want-to-read-paperback","title":"The Ghastly Greek Gods: Classical Mythology You'll Actually Want to Read! - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eT. R. Winters\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDo not read this beastly book  Do not read this horrible, untrue book  It's lies-all lies  Nothing you read in this book actually happened  It's been written without my consent, and it's just a vile attack on me and my colleagues  I am the greatest god that ever existed  I'm the CEO of Mount Olympus and the most dignified, elegant deity that ever lived  These stories are just worthless tripe spread by one of my jealous inferiors. And when I track down whoever it is that is profaning my holy name, by crikey mate, they're going to get it  I'm sure you completely understand why you need to destroy this foul piece of fabrication right now  Don't even open the cover  Biff it on the bonfire, chuck it down the dunny  Be quick, mate, I've been worshiped for thousands of years. I've worked hard at my career, and I'm blimmin' well not going to let some cheap lying tabloid take me down  Regards, Zeus CEO of Mount Olympus.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 120\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.28 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 01, 2020\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52802746614067,"sku":"9781925888478","price":19.91,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/TVc3Ly80KzJFNEJ5NHNRQ09zcUxPUT09.webp?v=1764824580","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/products\/the-ghastly-greek-gods-classical-mythology-youll-actually-want-to-read-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}