{"product_id":"the-elements-of-f-cking-style-a-helpful-parody-paperback","title":"The Elements of F*cking Style: A Helpful Parody - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eChris Baker\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eJacob Hansen\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe truth about English is that it can get pretty boring. Dangling modifiers, gerunds, punctuation marks--it's enough to make you want to drop out of high school. Swearing and sex on the other hand, well, these time-honored pastimes warm the cockles of our hearts. Now, \u003ci\u003eThe Elements of F*cking Style\u003c\/i\u003e drags English grammar out of the ivory tower and into the gutter, injecting a dull subject with a much-needed dose of color. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis book addresses everything from common questions (\"What the hell is a pronoun?\") to philosophical conundrums (\"Does not using paragraphs or periods make my thesis read like it was written by a mental patient?\"). Other valuable sections include: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e-All I've got in this world are my sentences and my balls, and I don't break 'em for nobody \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e -A colon is more than an organ that gets cancer \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e-Words your bound to f*ck up \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e One glance at your friend's blog should tell you everything you need to know about the sorry state of the English language. This book gives you the tools you need to stop looking like an idiot on message boards and in interoffice memos. Grammar has never before been so much f*cking fun.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGrammar nerds Chris Baker and Jacob Hansen are the cofounders of The F*cking Word of the Day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 96\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.26 x 7.99 x 4.62 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e July 05, 2011\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52638273241395,"sku":"9780312583774","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/N0NNOGFsT1BrdnhPQklkMEZhZGd4dz09.webp?v=1762315093","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/products\/the-elements-of-f-cking-style-a-helpful-parody-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}