{"product_id":"the-dirtiest-toilet-humor-book-ever-paperback","title":"The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMichael Ryan\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I am speechless. \u003ci\u003eThe Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever\u003c\/i\u003e is the most disgusting, crude book I have ever read. I am ashamed to say my son wrote this. Where did I go wrong?\" --Mother of Author Michael Ryan, too embarrassed to give her name \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"I succeeded  It is clear that my superb parenting skills paid off. The Author, Michael Ryan, tells the A to Zs of shit taking. He demonstrates his expertise on the always funny material of the infamous #2.\" --Proud Father of Author Michael Ryan, who's wife wouldn't let him give his first name \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003ci\u003eThe Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever\u003c\/i\u003e was written for anyone who wants to laugh out loud about the topic of taking a crap. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Author Michael Ryan displays his expertise on the often unspoken everyday experience of going to the bathroom. He dissects every imaginable issue from the toilet paper texture to the writings on the bathroom stall doors. A few of the many other topics covered are: types of doody, locations, bathroom spray, courtesy flush, the bidet, what to do while going to the bathroom, types of farts, clogging the bowl, activities, wiping (sitting vs. standing), diarrhea, hemorrhoids, girls, masturbation, constipation and public toilets in various countries.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 68\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.16 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 04, 2004\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52638793072947,"sku":"9780595311736","price":16.67,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/YEHax7s7RG9780595311736.webp?v=1762332802","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/products\/the-dirtiest-toilet-humor-book-ever-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}