{"product_id":"the-call-of-karen-paperback","title":"The Call of Karen - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eTroy Lambert\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShe wants to see the manager. He is the apocalypse.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen Cthulhu-recently single, a little paunchy, and very over eternity-sneaks to Earth for a low-key vacation, the last thing he expects is Karen: a fearless, weaponized consumer advocate whose charm, wit, and ironclad boundaries can terrify demons and desk clerks alike. Their chemistry is instant, their shopping trip catastrophic, and their selfie goes viral. #Cthulhu2024\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSoon they're on a road-trip caper from coastal lighthouses to a haunted battlefield and a treasure that could buy freedom. But cosmic HR has noticed the truancy, and an ooze-slick emissary is stalking them-along with a whip-cracking treasure hunter and his deadly partner who want the loot, the legend, and Cthulhu in chains.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBetween ghost-tour guides, Civil War reenactors, and eldritch fine print, Cthulhu must choose: return to the crushing duty of the Great Old Ones or fight for a gloriously messy human life with the only woman who can out-argue a demigod. Karen isn't here for domination-only respect, consent, and an upgrade with breakfast vouchers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMonsters are easy. Negotiating love, free will, and supernatural bureaucracy? That could end worlds. Will their hell-raising romance topple an ancient order-or trigger customer service on a cosmic scale?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRead The Call of Karen by Troy Lambert today and dive into an irreverent urban fantasy rom-com where love, chaos, and eldritch laughs collide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 236\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.5 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e July 07, 2023\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54089660137779,"sku":"9798985645194","price":28.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/XzXNQ8bKnB9798985645194.webp?v=1789595259","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/products\/the-call-of-karen-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}