The Best Ever Book of Retiree Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who - Paperback

by Mark Geoffrey Young (Author)

If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Retiree jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Retiree Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Retiree Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Retiree joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Retiree jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Retirees wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Retiree and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Retiree brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window *** Did you hear about the Retiree who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Retirees laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Author Biography

His books include The West Australian Mark Geoffrey Young is an American-Australian writer, journalist, broadcaster and humorist who has written hundreds of books, articles and stories for magazines, newspapers and radio stations around the world. His books include The Best Ever Book of ... Jokes, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for ..., The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for ..., and The Best Ever Guide to Getting Out of Debt for ... .