{"product_id":"suckers-paperback-1","title":"Suckers - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJeff Strand\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eJ. A. Konrath\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMasters of the comedy thriller genre, J.A. Konrath and Jeff Strand, team up for the humorous horror novella Suckers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStrand's perpetually unlucky character Andrew Mayhem, star of the novels Graverobbers Wanted (No Experience Necessary), Single White Psychopath Seeks Same, and Casket For Sale (Only Used Once), sets off on a simple mission at the request of his wife: Get some spaghetti sauce.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOn his way to the store he meets Konrath's obnoxious private eye Harry McGlade, co-star of the Lt. Jack Daniels thrillers Whiskey Sour, Bloody Mary, Rusty Nail, Dirty Martini, Fuzzy Navel, and Cherry Bomb.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHorrific violence, bad jokes, and lots of name calling soon ensues. Some sex, too, but not between the main characters.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOriginally, published as a very expensive limited-edition hardcover, Suckers is now available as a super cheap ebook.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut the fun doesn't stop there.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlso included in this ebook are six other Mayhem and McGlade stories, many of them rare and long out of print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhelp Wanted - JA Konrath\u003cbr\u003ePoor Career Choice - Jeff Strand\u003cbr\u003eTaken to the Cleaners - JA Konrath\u003cbr\u003eA Bit of Halloween Mayhem - Jeff Strand\u003cbr\u003eThe Necro File - JA Konrath\u003cbr\u003eThe Lost (For a Good Reason) Adventure of Andrew Mayhem - Jeff Strand\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf that's not enough to get you to part with your pocket change, this ebook also includes two brand new introductions written by the authors, and an exclusive Strand\/Konrath interview.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat's over 53,000 words worth of demented entertainment, for half the price of a kiddie meal at that fast food restaurant with the scary clown. It's also 1\/3 of the calories. Plus, it's specially formatted for Kindle, with an active table of contents. Not active in the sense it will mow your lawn or fetch you a beer, but it's clickable and looks pretty.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWarning: Some of the jokes (mostly Konrath's) push the boundaries of good taste. Don't buy this if you're easily offended.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou also get a bonus excerpt from the hilarious novel, My Gun Has Bullets, by Lee Goldberg.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHere's what critics and bestselling authors have to say: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"JA Konrath is the greatest writer who ever lived!\" -- Jeff Strand, published author of Benjamin's Parasite\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"No, no, Jeff Strand is way better!\" -- JA Konrath, published author of Whiskey Sour\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I officially withdraw my previous quote based on new information provided by JA Konrath's quote. Jeff Strand is the greatest writer who ever lived!\" -- Jeff Strand, published author of The Sinister Mr. Corpse\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Of course, Jack Kilborn is better than both of us combined and mixed with a side helping of the Bronte sisters.\" -- JA Konrath, published author of the more mediocre half of Suckers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Well, duh.\" -- Jeff Strand, published author of the half of Suckers that's okay, sort of, if your expectations aren't too high.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 244\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.51 x 9.02 x 5.98 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e February 24, 2020\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54010698465587,"sku":"9798617702356","price":25.83,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/SvXRbb7sQ69798617702356.webp?v=1788512035","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/products\/suckers-paperback-1","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}