{"product_id":"stupid-humans-paperback","title":"Stupid Humans - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eV. R. Craft\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhat if all the intelligent humans abandoned Earth Long Ago... and We're What's Left?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSamantha is a journalist who travels through the wormhole to New Atlantis and discovers that embarrassing reality when she meets the People, humanity's more intelligent-and smugly superior-distant relatives. Unfortunately, thanks to humanity's penchant for fighting, a Human\/People conflict is brewing. She could almost forget she's not on Earth, except the People have tails and don't slap idiot warning labels on everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlagued by anti-Human sentiment on New Atlantis and unwilling to return to Earth, Samantha moves to the Five Alpha, the space station closest to the wormhole, where Human-and People-stupidity lurks around every corner. Then the conflict worsens, causing concern for the security of the wormhole-and its closest neighbor. Naturally, politicians from both sides decide they can provide a diplomatic solution by holding peace talks on the station.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen sabotage puts both Five Alpha and her only route back to Earth in jeopardy, everyone blames Samantha-including a manipulative politician with her own agenda-forcing her to fight to uncover who is plotting to destroy the wormhole and cut off Human\/People relations for good. Can she find a way to save the wormhole-and her sanity-before it's too late?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 538\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.2 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e June 10, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67924023542067,"sku":"9798892990592","price":33.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/PEPmT2RpBy9798892990592.webp?v=1793829010","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/products\/stupid-humans-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}