{"product_id":"sparsely-attended-funerals-paperback","title":"Sparsely Attended Funerals - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eCraig Douglas\u003c\/b\u003e (Illustrator), \u003cb\u003eMark Wilson\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eSparsely Attended Funerals\u003c\/i\u003e is a collection of stories that are reverently told by folks nibbling on an acid-laced fruit platter in a neglected funeral home before services begin for someone they never knew. They whisper tales to one another to pass time while a faceless priest sips embalming fluid and practices lowering corpses into the earth. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eTales that exist in a dreamlike black hole adjacent to our own world, ready to consume or tarnish any last morsels of sanity. Stories told when there is nothing left to say. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eImpermanence. Contrived legacies. Quitting. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAn election decided by glory holes. A severed head as a savior. A mall candle that oozes carnal desires. Our descent into an agreeable madness\u003ci\u003e \u003c\/i\u003eis\u003ci\u003e \u003c\/i\u003einevitable. \u003cbr\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 206\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.44 x 8 x 5.25 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 23, 2022\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52532837810483,"sku":"9798426543034","price":20.48,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/a1hmZXZDU2pMZUYvSGZRRGYvaldWZz09.webp?v=1760709428","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/products\/sparsely-attended-funerals-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}