{"product_id":"scanned-stuffed-taken-by-the-horny-self-checkout-machine-paperback","title":"Scanned \u0026 Stuffed: Taken by the Horny Self-Checkout Machine - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eSkye MacKinnon\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003ePhilomena MacKinnon\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne horny self-checkout. One trapped shop assistant. One very unexpected item in the bagging area.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll I wanted was to finish my shift and go home. Instead, a storm knocked the power out and locked me in TartanMart with the most infuriating self-checkout machine in Scotland.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnit 69X is glitchy, smug, weirdly possessive, and far too interested in scanning more than my shopping. He knows my name. He knows what I like. And thanks to one very well-timed lightning strike, he's no longer content to sit quietly in the corner flashing \"unexpected item in bagging area.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI should run. I should call someone. I should definitely not be flirting with a sentient self-checkout machine who has cables, scanners, and a very detailed understanding of customer satisfaction.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut Unit 69X says he can take care of me. And apparently, I'm the unexpected item he's been waiting for.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eScanned \u0026amp; Stuffed is a filthy, funny sentient object romance featuring a horny self-checkout machine, forced proximity, scanner play, cable restraints, thorough aftercare, and absolutely no sensible decisions.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for fans of sentient machine romance, monster smut, and outrageously weird reads.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 82\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.2 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e August 13, 2026\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67972650729779,"sku":"9798235972230","price":21.38,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/3n3Oje1DGz9798235972230.webp?v=1794430534","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/products\/scanned-stuffed-taken-by-the-horny-self-checkout-machine-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}