{"product_id":"my-valentine-is-an-alien-paperback","title":"My Valentine is an Alien - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eAlison Voss\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNel Koplin wanted a quiet Valentine's Day: candy, TV, and a nap.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe did not plan on being accidentally abducted by aliens.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow she's stuck on a spaceship with a stoic alien captain, a glowing emotional-support blob, and no clear way home-at least not right away. Especially not after she's unexpectedly introduced as Earth's... representative.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs interstellar politics unfold and Earth's future quietly hangs in the balance, the longer she stays, the harder it becomes to tell if this was a mistake... or the best detour she's ever taken.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo if home is warm, quiet, and expectation-free-what happens when she starts finding that in space instead?\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 274\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.68 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e February 23, 2026\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54090045161779,"sku":"9781069757005","price":28.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/kYWN6q73459781069757005.webp?v=1789599323","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/products\/my-valentine-is-an-alien-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}