{"product_id":"mom-and-dads-swinger-party-paperback-1","title":"Mom and Dad's Swinger Party - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eBrad Gosse\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNothing Says \"Family Values\" Like Watching Mom and Dad Swap Partners\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Mom and Dad's Swinger Party\"\u003c\/b\u003e is the children's-style picture book for adults that finally answers the question: what if Mom went online and found new friends... who also want to sleep over?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis \u003cb\u003edark humor joke book\u003c\/b\u003e is written in a delightfully inappropriate rhyming format, paired with cheery illustrations that should absolutely not be this cheerful. It's a \u003cb\u003egag gift\u003c\/b\u003e for anyone who's ever wondered what goes on in the suburbs after the kids go to bed-and then immediately regretted asking.\u003c\/p\u003eThe Only Book Where a Bowl of Car Keys is a Plot Point\u003cp\u003eIn this deeply unsettling tale, Mom and Dad aren't just \"making new friends\"-they're coordinating logistics, signing contracts, and prepping the snack table. There's a unicorn, a bowl of keys, condoms color-coded like party favors, and enough implied trauma to justify a decade of therapy. And don't worry-everyone sleeps over. Loudly.\u003c\/p\u003ePerfect for People with Questionable Taste (So, All of Us)\u003cp\u003eIf you're looking for the \u003cb\u003ebest gag gift book for adults\u003c\/b\u003e who laugh at the wrong things, this is it. Ideal for: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eWhite elephant gift exchanges\u003c\/b\u003e that go off the rails\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSecret Santa gifts\u003c\/b\u003e that require an HR debrief\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eBirthday gifts\u003c\/b\u003e for people you probably shouldn't be friends with\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eAdult novelty book collectors\u003c\/b\u003e with no shame\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003eInside These Innocent-Looking Pages: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRhymes that sound sweet... until you actually read them\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIllustrations that make you question your childhood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eKey parties, unicorn hunting, and group \"movie nights\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe phrase \"give balloons to the boys\" (you're welcome)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003eDisturbingly Wholesome-Looking. Aggressively Not Wholesome.\u003cp\u003eWritten in the style of a bedtime story but intended for adults who know better, \u003cb\u003e\"Mom and Dad's Swinger Party\"\u003c\/b\u003e is the kind of \u003cb\u003edark humor book\u003c\/b\u003e that gets passed around the office until HR finds it. It's weird, it's wild, and it's a surefire way to clear out your holiday party early.\u003c\/p\u003eIf you're searching for: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003ejoke book for adults\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003egag gift\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003edark humor book\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003eswinger parody\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cb\u003efunny adult books\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003enovelty books\u003c\/b\u003e for terrible people\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003eGive It to a Friend. Or an Enemy. Same Difference.\u003cp\u003eThis book doesn't just cross the line-it seduces it with a contract and a safe word. If you like your comedy uncomfortable, unsanitary, and wrapped in cartoon innocence, then this is the book you didn't know you needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDisclaimer: \u003c\/b\u003e Not for kids. Not safe for work. Not emotionally recoverable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 30\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.08 x 8.5 x 8.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e January 09, 2023\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52526842315059,"sku":"9798373187442","price":23.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/jNb2e5i-U49798373187442.webp?v=1782961763","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/products\/mom-and-dads-swinger-party-paperback-1","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}