{"product_id":"making-the-bible-great-again-the-gospel-of-trump-paperback","title":"Making the Bible Great Again: The Gospel of Trump - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMichael Smith\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e50 Bible passages are reimagined as speeches or rants barfed up by moron-in-chief President Donald J. Trump  Hilarious  Great  Greater  The Greaterest  For instance, THE CREATION OF THE WORLD: First I made the world and it was really great. So great. And huge. It was the first huge round thing anyone had ever made. I took the bad hombres from the sky and made so much light. Lights on  I said, and the sky did what I said. I made the Trump water. Perfect water. Hydrogen, oxygen, the whole thing. It's for sale everywhere. I took the ugly fat women who accuse me of huge unbelievable lies and I made them into rhinos. I made the first woman my daughter Ivanka. Isn't she beautiful? I gave her great legs. I love legs on a woman. I was the first man. The first great man. I am still the first great man.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMichael Smith, ne Komodo Pomodoro, is a writer and Francophile. He resides within a dehydrated human dermis. Recent Pushchart Prize nominee, his short fiction has been published in such literary journals as The Delmarva Review, The Baltimore Review, The Hopper, and the Los Angeles Review of Los Angeles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 112\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.27 x 9.02 x 5.98 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 18, 2017\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52638782095667,"sku":"9781979871297","price":15.08,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/E-2mofgK9C9781979871297.webp?v=1762332759","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/products\/making-the-bible-great-again-the-gospel-of-trump-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}