{"product_id":"ive-still-got-it-i-just-cant-remember-where-i-put-it-awkwardly-true-tales-from-the-far-side-of-forty-paperback","title":"I've Still Got It... I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It: Awkwardly True Tales from the Far Side of Forty - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJenna McCarthy\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eWelcome to Middle Age! Please check your functioning internal thermostat and razor-sharp memory at the door and pour yourself a nice, stiff drink... \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eJenna McCarthy might be forty-something, but she doesn't feel forty-something. She certainly doesn't look forty-something. (Actually she does, but she's in denial so maybe don't mention it?) And between complaining about how tired she is, trying to remember what she came in here for and wondering whether she drinks too much, she does not have time for a crisis. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eShe has, however, had time to crack the mysterious midlife code. She's figured out how to tame her muffin top, keep the spark in her marriage and probably not die a fiery hoarder's death. She's learned the trick to looking ten years younger and the secret to feeling ten times happier (and it only cost $14.99 plus shipping and handling). And she's discovered the one thing she will need to do for the rest of ever if she's going to continue to refuse to \"dress her age.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eTackling everything from cosmetic surgery and financial panic to skinny jeans and the meaning of life, \u003ci\u003eI've Still Got It... \u003c\/i\u003eis a middle age manifesto filled with hilarious misadventures, humiliating confessions and occasional (hot) flashes of genius.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eJenna McCarthy \u003c\/b\u003eis the internationally published writer of \u003ci\u003eIf It Was Easy, They'd Call the Whole Damn Thing a Honeymoon \u003c\/i\u003eand \u003ci\u003eThe Parent Trip\u003c\/i\u003e, former radio personality, and recovering leopard-print addict. She lives in Santa Barbara, California, with her husband, two daughters, and lots of dog and cat hair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 320\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.9 x 8 x 5.3 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e July 01, 2014\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53062625591603,"sku":"9780425272534","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/txhLs3cO6c9780425272534.webp?v=1771441839","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/products\/ive-still-got-it-i-just-cant-remember-where-i-put-it-awkwardly-true-tales-from-the-far-side-of-forty-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}