{"product_id":"i-wanttt-a-unicorn-frappe-paperback","title":"I Wanttt a Unicorn Frappe!!! - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eCatherine Weingarten\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e1m, 4f\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCatherine Weingarten's I Wanttt a Unicorn Frappe!!!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eQuad shot of skewered contemporary wedding culture\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThree pumps of deeply stylized humor\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA drizzle inside the cup of devastating realization\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMore whipped cream than one thought possible.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJenny is deep in wedding planning, but there's just one problem - her fiancé, Sebastian, is barely around. Enter the magical Unicorn Frappe, a sugary, pastel dream that makes everything feel perfect  until a literal prince on a hobby horse starts showing up, looking suspiciously like Sebastian but far more charming. As Jenny's obsession with her fantasy world intensifies, reality and delusion blur in a whirlwind of Instagram aesthetics, existential dread, and romantic chaos. When forced to choose between the picture-perfect wedding she's planned and the fairy tale she's conjured, Jenny takes a leap no one saw coming.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor performance licensing, please visit UproarTheatrics.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 98\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.23 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 09, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53509900370227,"sku":"9781968051211","price":21.38,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/Y3YqW07I0T9781968051211.webp?v=1781741557","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/products\/i-wanttt-a-unicorn-frappe-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}