{"product_id":"i-am-counting-my-days-just-for-fun-affirmations-for-surviving-splendidly-hardcover","title":"I Am Counting My Days (Just for Fun): Affirmations for Surviving Splendidly - Hardcover","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eLorae Blackmore\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe offbeat, heartfelt, surprisingly profound affirmations you need to keep your feet on the ground and your head attached--no matter what the world throws at you.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eI Am Counting My Days (but Just for Fun)\u003c\/i\u003e is a collection of 200 quirky mantras for whatever you need help with today--some of the weirdest and most wonderful nuggets of positivity and wisdom you've never read. Examples include: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI have legs to stand on and pots to piss in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI can have any mind I set my mind to\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI can't stop staring at the bright side\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eI'm not putting things off, I'm putting things on\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAs self-proclaimed podunk princess LoRae Blackmore (a.k.a. Lana Del Redneck) explains: \"I'm affirming the shit out of stuff. I'm transcending, manifesting, all that. ... I belong on Earth. ... I am good. My hope is that this book will remind you that you're good too.\"\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLoRae Blackmore, a.k.a. Lana Del Redneck\u003c\/b\u003e, is like if a biblically accurate angel and a medieval whore had a baby and then abandoned it in a swamp with an iPhone. Her backwoods roots and big-city branches make for some seasoned ramblings and reflections, sassy and sincere. She writes poetry from the river and whispers her morning affirmations through gritted teeth in the mirror like threats. Or she posts them online for the masses to affirm with her the sick sweet absurdity that is life. After growing up in Canada and living in Vegas and LA, she's now in rural Washington reassuring the river and the internet that it's all going to be okay.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 176\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.7 x 6.4 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 27, 2026\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67923980124467,"sku":"9781683695486","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/u7fHFEeLjL9781683695486.webp?v=1793828933","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/products\/i-am-counting-my-days-just-for-fun-affirmations-for-surviving-splendidly-hardcover","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}