{"product_id":"holy-crap-the-world-is-ending-how-a-trip-to-the-bookstore-led-to-sex-with-an-alien-and-the-destruction-of-earth-paperback","title":"Holy Crap! The World is Ending!: How a Trip to the Bookstore Led to Sex with an Alien and the Destruction of Earth - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eAnna-Marie Abell\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEnd Times Are Here!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cem\u003e Now you can eat whatever you want and not care if you gain weight.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAutumn, a food and wine obsessed ad executive (who for the purpose of this retelling asked to be portrayed as drool-inducing hot with kick-ass ninja skills), has just been handed the task of saving all of humanity.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHere's the deal. The president has just announced that the Earth is going to collide with a rogue moon, and in the process, our entire planet is going to be smashed to bits. As one would expect, upon hearing this news, humans went ballistic. No car was left unrolled--but oddly enough, Taco Bell remained open and made unfathomable profits in the last days. Apparently, Doritos Locos(R) Tacos were a popular last meal.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter drinking a bottle of wine and inhaling a wheel of Brie cheese, Autumn hijacks a spaceship and races to save her fellow humans with the help of her unbelievably sexy alien boyfriend and her kleptomaniac friend with fire-retardant hair. The task is simple enough, just loot the Ark of the Covenant from a secret government bunker under a department store in Arkansas and use it to convince the entire human race to come together in one giant group hug. \u003cem\u003eNo problem, right?\u003c\/em\u003e Along the way, Autumn will discover just how sheltered people are from the truth of extraterrestrials and their power to either protect us or destroy us.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eStupid government.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGrab a bottle of wine, a spaceship full of snacks, and prepare to take a ride on this humorous chick lit romantic sci-fi paranormal adventure. If you crave a little sexy time in your reading, are into Ancient Aliens, conspiracy theories, UFOs, are curious if we were genetically engineered (like the Sumerian cuneiform texts claim), and are dying to find out the meaning of life, then this book is for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAwards and Honors\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eAbell was Voted \u003cem\u003eTop 40 of Your Favorite Contemporary Science Fiction Authors\u003c\/em\u003e by Book Riot Readers\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e30th Annual IBPA Benjamin Franklin Awards--Silver Winner for Best Science Fiction \u0026amp; Fantasy and The Bill Fisher Award for Best First Book (Fiction)\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e2019 San Diego Book Awards--Geisel Award for the Best Published Book and Best Sci-Fi\/Fantasy Novel\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eNamed one of the top 100 Notable Indies of 2018 by \u003cem\u003eShelf Unbound\u003c\/em\u003e Magazine\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e2018 Next Generation Indie Book Awards - Best Chick Lit Novel - Finalist\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e2017 William Faulkner-Wisdom Competition - Novel Category- Finalist\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e2017 - The Southern California Book Festival - Wild Card Category - Honorable Mention\u003c\/li\u003e \u003c\/ul\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 358\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.8 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 21, 2017\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52581284315443,"sku":"9781947119017","price":30.02,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/MTON-hEFOZ9781947119017.webp?v=1761551677","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/products\/holy-crap-the-world-is-ending-how-a-trip-to-the-bookstore-led-to-sex-with-an-alien-and-the-destruction-of-earth-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}