{"product_id":"happy-holidays-now-hand-me-my-tranquilizers-paperback-1","title":"Happy Holidays! (Now Hand me my Tranquilizers!) - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eSally A. Breslin\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHave you ever received one of those Christmas newsletters and thought, \"Oh, brother  How much bragging can one family do?\" Have you ever bought what you thought was the \"perfect\" Christmas gift for your best friend, only to later discover he's trying to sell it on Ebay? Have you ever tried a new holiday recipe that nearly caused your guests to need their stomachs pumped? Then this book is for you  These 17 holiday-themed short stories by New England humor columnist, Sally Breslin, were selected from her weekly newspaper columns from the past 15 years and cover every topic from hanging Christmas lights to making New Year's resolutions. If the holidays tend to get you down or stress you out, these stories will relax and entertain you...and hopefully, make you laugh out loud (at least once ).\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 80\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.17 x 9.02 x 5.98 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 14, 2013\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52638424498483,"sku":"9781492930129","price":14.42,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/NzBZUk90Vmp6TElKYkppMUZHbHNsZz09_31c83fc2-44d5-4d31-924c-91e0f71b7526.webp?v=1762319025","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/products\/happy-holidays-now-hand-me-my-tranquilizers-paperback-1","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}