{"product_id":"god-speaks-the-pastafarian-quatrains-paperback","title":"GOD SPEAKS The Pastafarian Quatrains - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJon Smith\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJon Smith, noted anagramic archeologist, presents a discovery of monumental religious significance -- the Pastafarian Quatrains. The astonishing truth of this epic masterpiece is that each line comes directly from the Deity, uncontaminated by human hands and fingers. The Quatrains consist of 128 anagram Spaghettigrams -- raw, direct, and unaltered -- from \"flying spaghetti monster\" Himself. Ponder the timeless battle between simple truth and obfuscating illusion. Contemplate sacred Spaghettigrams that are vivid, profound, and often sexually explicit and vulgar. There's more: How to study and meditate; The impediments of anger and passion; and The stirring story of the Quatrain's hero, \"Piggy.\" REVEALED: The astonishing truth of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and Pigasus, the two iconic figures of thoughtful skepticism. BONUS: The Original Spaghetti Pool, the 10,000 most meaningful utterances (computer-guaranteed at least 70% meaningful) of the FSM  ANOTHER BONUS: HOW TO BE A SPAGHETTIGRAM PSYCHIC\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 186\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.43 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 07, 2008\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52638258495795,"sku":"9780615263199","price":31.48,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/UFlBRHBZYll2dVdEZi9GOHk2bHV2dz09.webp?v=1762315030","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/products\/god-speaks-the-pastafarian-quatrains-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}