{"product_id":"fuhgeddaboudit-from-fist-pumping-to-family-restaurant-101-ways-to-tell-if-youre-a-guido-paperback","title":"Fuhgeddaboudit!: From Fist-Pumping to Family Restaurant - 101 Ways to Tell If You're a Guido - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eAndrea Renzoni\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eEric Renzoni\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eManicures, manicotti, and living in mom's basement.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMadonn! The lives of guidos and guidettes can be hard. Are your days spent on GTL and getting your hair to outrageous heights? Is the night not complete without a brawl with some stunad followed by a late-night sausage and peppers? Still not sure you're a guido? This hilarious collection puts your doubts to rest with common guido antics and behavior, such as: \u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou Get the Italian Flag Inked on Your Culo (Hint: You Can't Show Your Mama)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou've Created Your Own Nickname--and Tried to Copyright It \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou Spend a Half an Hour Perfecting Your Blow-Out and Another Half Hour Admiring It in the Mirror\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou Describe Your Dream Guy as a Juicehead\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYour \"Nice Clothes\" Are Animal Print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003eComplete with guido quizzes (What's Your Guido Nickname?), fun facts, and trivia (Italian Slang 101), this book is the ultimate goobmah's guide to Italian pride.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAndrea Renzoni\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eEric Renzoni\u003c\/b\u003e are a sister-and-brother writing team who grew up in a proud Italian family. Many pounds of pasta were eaten and \u003ci\u003eThe Godfather\u003c\/i\u003e played repeatedly. They still quote the \u003ci\u003eSopranos\u003c\/i\u003e freely and get a kick out of \u003ci\u003eThe Jersey Shore\u003c\/i\u003e, even though they've never visited the Garden State.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 224\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.6 x 7.64 x 6.54 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 16, 2010\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52638993121587,"sku":"9781440506611","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/gFJQ7tq1SE9781440506611.webp?v=1762336442","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/products\/fuhgeddaboudit-from-fist-pumping-to-family-restaurant-101-ways-to-tell-if-youre-a-guido-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}