{"product_id":"everything-has-teeth-paperback","title":"Everything Has Teeth - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJeff Strand\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA city where people are turning gleefully insane. Inescapable blood-sucking bugs. A serial killer who may have discovered proof of alien life. A kinky proposal to \"even out\" an instance of infidelity. A man whose fingernails are growing at an out of control rate. Twisted new spins on the legends of John Henry and Humpty Dumpty. The all-time worst bathtub in which to bathe a child. The inconvenience of finding a dead Bigfoot in your yard.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThese are only a few of the stories in Jeff Strand's deranged new collection, which includes the brand-new novelette \"The Tipping Point,\" along with several other macabre tales written just for these bloody pages...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTable of contents: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The Tipping Point\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Nails\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Stumps\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"John Henry, The Steel Drivin' Man\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Fair Trade\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Chiggers\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Cry\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The Fierce Stabbing and Subsequent Post-Death Vengeance of Scooter Brown\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"It's Bath Time \"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Alien Face\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Apocalypse of the Yard Gnome\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Dead Bigfoot on the Lawn\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Gross-Out: The Return\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Deformed Son\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The Origin of Slashy\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Secret Message (Decoded)\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The Sentient Cherry Cola That Tried to Destroy the World\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The Eggman Falleth\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The Story of My First Kiss\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Dad (A True Story)\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Bad Bratwurst\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The Car\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The Loneliest Jackalope\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Inside the Boxes\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"A Bit of Christmas Mayhem\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Scrumptious Bone Bread\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"A Flawed Fantasy\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Tin Cans\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 378\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.84 x 9.02 x 5.98 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 12, 2018\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52541954818355,"sku":"9781986484664","price":27.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/OWRPUkY2YVI1NDkwbmFVbzdYa2htUT09.webp?v=1760893068","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/products\/everything-has-teeth-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}