{"product_id":"edith-excuse-silver-series-of-grown-up-wisdom-hardcover","title":"Edith Excuse: Silver Series of Grown-Up Wisdom - Hardcover","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eKathleen Canova\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eJanet Snyder\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eChris Karrer\u003c\/b\u003e (Illustrator)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBook 3 of 5 in SILVER SERIES OF GROWN-UP WISDOM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's part of human nature to make excuses, but has it become your \u003cstrong\u003elast name?\u003c\/strong\u003e Sometimes, we can take it a bit too far!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEdith and Ellie have been best friends since childhood. Edith always seems to be the one with a dramatic song and dancewhen she needs an excuse not to participate in certain activities with Ellie. At other times, she seems very evasive.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhether it's an invitation for dinner together, an outdoor concert, a recommendation to use an organic hair product, or even the suggestion of a walk or workout routine, Edith almost always answers Ellie without any hesitation in defiant justification.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"What else have you been up to, Edith? Tell me about that short storybook your daughter Evelyn gave you to read. What's the name of it again?\" asks Ellie.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"That weird book? \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e'OOOH Crap! We Become What We Think About, '\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\" roars Edith.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Isn't that the dumbest name anyone's ever heard?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"It says right here, \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e 'Give yourself permission to start a new path.'\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e What the hell is that supposed to mean?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"It's a little too late for me to be starting a new path at 77 years old!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"It's called a \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e'StoryBookPath, '\" \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eEdith says with sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"And I certainly don't have time to hear about some ridiculous stories!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I'm no damn kid, that's for sure!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDamn!...DAMN!!...and shit fire, shit!!!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDo you know anyone like Edith? Maybe YOU are Edith!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerhaps this adult fiction, illustrated short story is worth reading.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOTHER BOOKS IN THE SILVER SERIES OF GROWN-UP WISDOM: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBertha Baggage\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eConnie Conformity\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHerbert Hatred\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUlla Universe\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 24\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.25 x 8.5 x 8.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 12, 2024\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52503983882547,"sku":"9781774823071","price":36.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/MiuPkW0NXj9781774823071.webp?v=1760187242","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/products\/edith-excuse-silver-series-of-grown-up-wisdom-hardcover","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}