{"product_id":"dark-stormy-nights-tales-best-left-untold-paperback","title":"Dark \u0026 Stormy Nights: Tales Best Left Untold - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eG. Longtale\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShake up a cocktail of chaos, dark humor, and island madness - and what you get is \u003cem\u003eDark \u0026amp; Stormy Nights \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e- and possibly Bert Kreischer's Love Child. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis memoir blends: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2 shots of Hunter S. Thompson's \u003cem\u003eThe Rum Diary\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e1 generous pour of Tucker Max's \u003cem\u003eI Hope They Serve Beer in Hell\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA splash of \u003cem\u003eCalifornication\u003c\/em\u003e's unapologetic dark humor\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAll served with a twist of tropical storms, sinking boats, and Bermuda Police Department hospitality.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom the moment G. Longtale touched down on the tiny island, life became a blender full of rum, questionable choices, and hilarious consequences. This is not a travel guide - unless you want step-by-step instructions on how to ruin a scooter, flee from cops in boxer shorts, or sink your social life (along with your boat) faster than you can say \"Dark \u0026amp; Stormy.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for anyone who's ever dreamed of island life - or woken up on a beach wondering where their dignity went - Dark \u0026amp; Stormy Nights is the ultimate island misadventure.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSip slowly. Read irresponsibly.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 144\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.34 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 06, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52470007136563,"sku":"9781068463181","price":19.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/xCu-yK1L6x9781068463181.webp?v=1759409622","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/products\/dark-stormy-nights-tales-best-left-untold-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}