{"product_id":"christmas-sucks-paperback","title":"Christmas Sucks - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eKaren Hunter\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHolly Christmas - yes, that's her real name - has one rule: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. So when a suspiciously perfect all-inclusive Christmas getaway lands in her inbox days after her boyfriend leaves her for her best friend, she does the sensible thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe goes anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat she finds isn't a four-star hotel. It's a centuries-old mansion, a vampire who hasn't celebrated Christmas since approximately the French Revolution, and absolutely no way home until New Year's.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNikolai Volkov did not ask for a human woman in his wine cellar. He especially did not ask for one who negotiates Christmas activities while hanging upside down, fills his kitchen with festive chaos, and makes him feel something for the first time in over two hundred years.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA grumpy vampire. A sunshine hostage. One very inconvenient slow burn.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 200\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.5 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 02, 2026\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67848028881203,"sku":"9781067605230","price":22.1,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/3RS_kfTcAB9781067605230.webp?v=1793496671","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/products\/christmas-sucks-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}