{"product_id":"bill-the-vampire-a-vampire-horror-comedy-paperback","title":"Bill The Vampire: A Vampire Horror Comedy - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eRick Gualtieri\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE'S NOT ONE OF THEM.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy name's Bill and I have no life, but not because I enjoy video games or D\u0026amp;D. I literally have no heartbeat thanks to the night I met Sally. She was too good to be true, a woman worth dying for. So, I did.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProblem is, I didn't stay dead.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow I'm a vampire, surrounded by undead freaks who are stronger and faster than me - not to mention better looking. It's enough to give a guy a complex. Worse, their leader, a douche-canoe called Night Razor, hates my guts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt might be because he can't control me, or maybe it's because he's a dick. Whatever the case, he's given me just ninety days to prove I'm not an embarrassment to his coven.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf I fail, my ass is toast. Too bad my friends are more interested in setting me on fire, while Sally's using me as her personal stepstool in the vamp hierarchy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThings don't look good. I might be a blood-sucking predator of the night, but I'm still at the bottom of the food chain.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e----------\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBram Stoker meets Shaun of the Dead in The Tome of Bill, the hilarious horror comedy series that will keep you laughing from dusk till dawn.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you're a fan of Hunter Blain, Steve McHugh, Christopher Moore, or What We Do in the Shadows, this vampire comedy will leave you thirsting for more.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eContent Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 346\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.86 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e December 15, 2020\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52545880391987,"sku":"9781940415321","price":35.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/N-nz3Funlh9781940415321.webp?v=1783951413","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/products\/bill-the-vampire-a-vampire-horror-comedy-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}