{"product_id":"apocalyptic-crawfish-paperback","title":"Apocalyptic Crawfish! - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDudley Clark\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTALK ABOUT GOOD!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's 1952 in south Louisiana.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou know. Mossy trees. Lazy days.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSimple and carefree.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUntroubled times when life was simple, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAmerica was in charge, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eand nothing serious ever happened. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut something serious \u003cem\u003ewas \u003c\/em\u003ehappening.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSomewhere, deep in the Atchafalaya Basin's vast tracts\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eof swampy real estate, a military transport has gone missing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlso missing is its cargo, a breadbox-size container carrying\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ea highly radioactive isotope.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInto this idyllic setting add a young cub reporter, his pregnant\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ewife, \u003cem\u003ebeaucoup\u003c\/em\u003e cliches and stereotypes, bad puns, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ea nifty nymphomaniac, oodles of footnotes, a bit of time skating, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ea nifty orange Studebaker, a bottle or two of purple sex elixer, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBeethoven's Ninth, and, \u003cem\u003enaturellement\u003c\/em\u003e, a few big-screen movie \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003emonsters, and you have all the ingredients needed for a tasty jambalaya.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut first you make a roux!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAnd thereby hangs our tale, \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eA tale of whimsy and woe, \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFull of carnage and calamity-\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eA crawfish zydeco!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 362\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.81 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 06, 2026\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54090119774515,"sku":"9798902714392","price":35.73,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/ert9ZSW_qx9798902714392.webp?v=1789599450","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/products\/apocalyptic-crawfish-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}