{"product_id":"ants-across-the-page-paperback","title":"Ants Across the Page - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eConnie Averitt Williams\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"We were doing okay until my dad bought us a woman.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Oh, wait. I'm not supposed to use the word \u003ci\u003ebought\u003c\/i\u003e. He hired us a woman. Her name was Maggie, and I knew we were in trouble from the beginning because, first-off, she accused Dad of feeding us cement, then started doing things like moving the motorcycle to a different room in the house.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eAnts Across the Page\u003c\/i\u003e is a story of the 1960s told from the perspective of an undiagnosed dyslexic, motherless eleven-year-old boy, Luke, who tries to spruce up his father so he can win the heart of a woman they refer to as \"the sarge\" behind her back.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn a nutshell, whether you're a kid whose letters move on the page, or an awkward man with tractor grease under his fingernails--there's always hope.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBuy \u003ci\u003eAnts Across the Page\u003c\/i\u003e today and enjoy plenty of laugh-out-loud moments but keep the tissues handy too!\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 240\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.51 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 10, 2022\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53751150641459,"sku":"9781936501663","price":28.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/n36bOnU0hn9781936501663.webp?v=1785280372","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/products\/ants-across-the-page-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}