{"product_id":"your-pasta-sucks-a-cookbook-hardcover","title":"Your Pasta Sucks: A Cookbook - Hardcover","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMatteo Lane\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eJ. J. Goode\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eAntonis Achilleos\u003c\/b\u003e (Photographer)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Matteo Lane is a liar. In the pages of \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eYour Pasta Sucks\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003e, he repeats that he has no business writing a cookbook, all while masterfully (and hilariously) weaving an intricate tale of food and family and schooling the reader in the flavors, traditions, and techniques of Rome, Sicily, and his own Italian-American kitchen.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e--Katie Parla, author of \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eFood of the Italian Islands\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eYour pasta sucks, but it doesn't have to. Let celebrated comedian and totally legit author Matteo Lane show you how through 30 delicious recipes and laugh-out-loud stories\u003c\/b\u003e. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eOrganized by the most important places and people in his life--from Chicago and New York to Rome and Sicily--comedian, actor, and YouTube sensation Matteo Lane's first cookbook features recipes rooted in serious pasta knowledge but presented with his signature snarky and sassy wit. Turn these pages to find: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e A conversational recipe (definitely not an argument) with his bestie Nick Smith on their versions of Mac and Cheese. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e A short rant over the validity of \"alfredo\" that turns into a delicious recipe for Penna alla Vodka. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Matteo's foolproof Homemade Pasta recipe. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Lots of hardworking, handy tips--like a treatise on how to not f*ck up your pasta--so you can learn while you laugh. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cbr\u003e And that's not all--the book's jacket folds out into a centerfold-style poster that redefines \"saucy\"! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e For fans of Matteo Lane or readers looking for a humorous take on Italian culture, \u003ci\u003eYour Pasta Sucks\u003c\/i\u003e will satisfy all. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHILARIOUS CELEBRITY COOKBOOK: Matteo Lane is a force: Named one of \u003ci\u003eVariety\u003c\/i\u003e's Top Ten Comics to Watch, he performs for sold-out crowds all over the world. On his popular YouTube channel, Matteo guides viewers through his favorite simple dishes and regales them with hilarious asides. Fans always ask for written recipes, and this deliciously funny Italian cookbook is answering their call. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e A SNARKY LOVE LETTER TO ITALIAN CULTURE: From a guide to how to order coffee in Rome to an ode to Matteo's favorite pasta personalities, a silly list of things you'll find in a nonna's house, and much more--this cookbook is more than just a collection of delicious Italian recipes. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePerfect for: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Fans of Matteo Lane and his standup comedy \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e People looking for books that celebrate Italian and Italian American culture \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Supporters of LGBTQIA+ content creators \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Fans of Italian cooking and food-centric entertainers like The Pasta Queen \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Foodies looking for a unique present for a housewarming, birthday, holiday, or host\/hostess gift \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMatteo Lane is a multifaceted talent known for his unique blend of stand-up comedy, musical prowess, and artistic versatility. Lane's journey has taken him from his hometown of Chicago to New York City comedy clubs to sold-out performances across the globe, including at Carnegie Hall and the Kennedy Center. He's entertained millions with his sharp wit, vibrant storytelling, and cultural observations. He will soon premiere his first stand-up special on Hulu and Disney+ internationally. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Previously named one of Variety's \"10 Comics to Watch\" and described by \u003ci\u003eThe Advocate \u003c\/i\u003eas \"bold and unflinchingly genuine,\" Lane tackles a wide range of topics, from his experiences as a gay man to hilarious insights about everyday life. Onscreen, his credits include the Amazon Original film \u003ci\u003eUpgraded\u003c\/i\u003e, the Netflix series \u003ci\u003eSurvival of the Thickest \u003c\/i\u003e(opposite Michelle Buteau), the feature film \u003ci\u003eMolli and Max in the Future\u003c\/i\u003e, which premiered at SXSW, and Netflix's all-queer stand-up special \u003ci\u003eOutstanding: A Comedy Revolution\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Fluent in five languages and with a singing range of six octaves, Lane lived in Italy as an oil painter and classically trained opera singer before starting his comedy career. He is now based in New York City.\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 176\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.92 x 10.22 x 7.65 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 01, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52500002013491,"sku":"9781797229560","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/sawGVpgfoi9781797229560.webp?v=1760104392","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/en-ca\/products\/your-pasta-sucks-a-cookbook-hardcover","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}