{"product_id":"wtf-am-i-doing-here-moreys-humorous-account-of-earth-beings-paperback","title":"WTF Am I Doing Here?: Morey's Humorous Account of Earth Beings - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eHtm Graphix\u003c\/b\u003e (Illustrator), \u003cb\u003eLori Mayo\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMorey describes his experiences on planet earth in this humorous account of human behavior. Morey on eating: \"Solid food was not an option for me until my baby vehicle food processing hole grew the little white projections (called teeth) that I would use to grind food into mush before I swallowed it. My food processing hole eventually grew those little white projections and I was able to eat solid types of food by chewing it up into small pieces \" Morey on learning to walk: \" I found it very helpful to use the arm appendages to hold on to a steady surface while I boosted my diaper laden bottom and rubbery legs into an upright position. I would wobble a few times and plop right back down on my diaper padded bottom \"Morey on Friendship: \"I thought this group was selective about their friends...LOL. Obviously not as discriminating as they would like others to think, as they allowed me into the group   LOL, humans \"\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 154\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.36 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 07, 2020\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52544287932723,"sku":"9798683547424","price":20.48,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/VXRJblFsRHdOQVQydGhSalRkMHZtQT09.webp?v=1760954300","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/en-ca\/products\/wtf-am-i-doing-here-moreys-humorous-account-of-earth-beings-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}