{"product_id":"the-septic-bucket-list-22-things-not-to-do-before-you-die-paperback","title":"The Septic Bucket List: 22 Things NOT to do Before You Die - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eRyn Gargulinski\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat do dropping your glasses in an outhouse and sticking a fork in your eye have in common? They are both activities you definitely want to avoid before you die. Unlike the traditional bucket list that gives you a rundown of must-dos, The Septic Bucket List outlines the must-don'ts. And you definitely don't want to do these things. Also unlike the traditional bucket list that often includes activities that are costly, time-consuming, or involve leaving the house, The Septic Bucket list can largely be completed in the comfort of your favorite armchair. So dive inside The Septic Bucket List for a feisty list of 22 items that made the cut. Just don't dive into the outhouse to retrieve your glasses. Author and artist Ryn Gargulinski has several illustrated humor books, with topics that range from rats to skeletons in yoga poses. Awards include Best Humor Column in New Mexico, Best Feature Column in Arizona, and a batch of honors for news writing and poetry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eRyn Gargulinski is a writer, artist and performer whose journalism career began in 1991. Armed with a BFA in creative writing, an MA in English literature and a thesis in NYC subway folklore, she has written thousands of articles for newspapers and the online crowd. Credits also include writing and poetry awards, several illustrated humor books, and a Rynski art shop at rynski.etsy.com. More about Ryndustries at www.ryngargulinski.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 32\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.08 x 10 x 8 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e January 24, 2017\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53344153502003,"sku":"9781937539023","price":27.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/ywPeNQGXr69781937539023.webp?v=1778718778","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/en-ca\/products\/the-septic-bucket-list-22-things-not-to-do-before-you-die-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}