{"product_id":"the-mortician-paperback-3","title":"The Mortician - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJohn Barackman\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHorace Graves is the sole owner of the Graves Mortuary, Crematorium, and Memorial Park. Having both physical deformities and awkward social skills, Horace is desperately lonely. He has neither wife nor friends, but that changes the day he decides to create his own friends and lovers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInstead of burying the dead brought to his mortuary, he mummifies the corpses and places them one-by-one into his living room. Life is good for Horace and his mummified family-for a little while.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately for him, a demon takes an interest in his unnatural activities and infuses the mummies with the ability to control their bodies. With a dark, violent anger towards the mortician, the mummies see to it that things begin to go very bad for Horace.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eVery, \u003cem\u003eVery\u003c\/em\u003e bad.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 124\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.29 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 17, 2026\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53849417056563,"sku":"9781649050465","price":24.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/kAoAcBFoem9781649050465.webp?v=1786574040","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/en-ca\/products\/the-mortician-paperback-3","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}