{"product_id":"the-instruction-manual-to-being-a-vampire-paperback","title":"The Instruction Manual to Being a Vampire - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eCraig Wallwork\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eDanielle Vinson\u003c\/b\u003e (Editor), \u003cb\u003eKristina Osborn\u003c\/b\u003e (Cover Design by)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese vampires don't play by the rules.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLate one night, a nameless woman walks into a police station drenched in blood and wearing a necklace strung with severed fingers. Calm, composed, and utterly unsettling, she claims to be the sole witness to thirty-three murders. As a detective begins to unravel her story, what emerges is far stranger-and far more terrifying-than any ordinary criminal investigation.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAt the center of her account is Herwig Roth, an elderly vampire priest unlike any creature of legend. Neither monster nor hero, Herwig exists according to a moral code entirely his own, dispensing judgment with the same measured precision that he takes blood from his victims. As the woman recounts her journey alongside him, a dark and compelling portrait unfolds: one of violence and mercy, faith and corruption, and the thin line separating justice from vengeance.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBlending horror, literary fiction, and philosophical reflection, \u003cem\u003eThe Instruction Manual to Being a Vampire\u003c\/em\u003e is far more than a vampire story. It is an exploration of loneliness, grief, identity, and the burdens we carry in pursuit of meaning. Through its unforgettable characters and haunting narrative, the novel asks what it truly means to be human-and whether understanding oneself is worth the cost.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDark, thought-provoking, and deeply original, \u003cem\u003eThe Instruction Manual to Being a Vampire\u003c\/em\u003e offers a fresh take on vampire mythology while delivering a powerful meditation on loss, redemption, and the search for belonging in a world that often refuses to make sense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 250\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.62 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e June 09, 2026\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53521846960435,"sku":"9798993846842","price":28.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/zu1c8ETmUw9798993846842.webp?v=1781959054","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/en-ca\/products\/the-instruction-manual-to-being-a-vampire-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}