{"product_id":"the-father-christmas-joke-book-for-kids-paperback","title":"The Father Christmas Joke Book for Kids - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eHugh Morrison\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLittle Johnny: Mum, can I have a cat for Christmas? Mum: No, you'll have turkey like the rest of us  What kind of mobile phone does Father Christmas use? Pay as you ho-ho-ho  What's it called when you do sums on Christmas Eve? Midnight maths  Keep your kids happy over the holidays with this collection of Christmas chuckles old and new. They'll laugh (and you'll groan) at Christmas riddles, funny Christmas carols, things to say about presents they don't like and ways to confuse Father Christmas when he comes down the chimney. The book is aimed at British children but will be enjoyed by anyone who loves Christmas aged 7-70.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 32\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.07 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e December 07, 2014\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52669707682099,"sku":"9781505420906","price":17.78,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/MGdreVd4L3hMVEVHNER0Y1o5bS9qQT09.webp?v=1762826030","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/en-ca\/products\/the-father-christmas-joke-book-for-kids-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}