{"product_id":"the-daddy-the-ultimate-really-really-bad-dad-joke-book-paperback","title":"The Daddy: The Ultimate Really Really Bad Dad Joke Book! - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eGary Rowley\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou've seen the rest, now meet the best: The Daddy, the ultimate in bad Dad joke books!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePacked with 100s of terrible gags and truly awful puns, The Daddy comes with its own dedication page, enabling you to pen an extra special message for that extra special person in your life - your Dad!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGo on, I dare you: treat the old man to a copy, then skedaddle to a dark room somewhere while he works his magic, teasing and tormenting as only a Dad can. As it says on the guarantee, he'll love it - you'll hate it! No wonder with jokes like these: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've started work as a waiter. Granted, the money's not fantastic; but at least I can put food on the table...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy fear of horse chestnut trees. After years of therapy, I've finally managed to conker it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI took my PC back to the shop when it wouldn't stop swearing at me. I said, I think it might be the curser...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo I said, doctor, doctor, every time I go for a number two, it comes out looking like chips. He said, have you tried pulling that string vest up a bit?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI asked this bloke what his American Pit Bull puppies were going for. He said, anything they can get their teeth into...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDelivery driver walks into the medical centre and slams a dozen pizzas on the counter. He says, before anyone asks, it's just what the doctor ordered.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis bloke emptied a packet of grated cheese over my head. I said, that was mature, wasn't it...?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI rang the gaffer. I said, I'm just arriving on the south coast now, boss. He said, do you realise it's five in the morning? And what are you doing on the south coast? I said, just what you said, boss: making sure I was in Brighton early.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI said, I can't believe how much weight I've put on. I might have one of those over active, erm, erm...She said, thyroid gland? I said, no, knife and fork!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy pet mouse, Elvis...he was caught in a trap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 104\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.22 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 07, 2017\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52638492688691,"sku":"9781979109116","price":16.43,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/cHRVbnU3MGVBWUwzQ2VPRk1CZ0ZOZz09.webp?v=1762322272","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/en-ca\/products\/the-daddy-the-ultimate-really-really-bad-dad-joke-book-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}