{"product_id":"the-cover-up-adult-british-police-comedy-satire-paperback","title":"The Cover Up: Adult British Police Comedy Satire - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eOscar Sparrow\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrankie Ferret, the star of a kids' TV series, goes missing in London and mass emotion marches on parliament.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnxious parents are up all night consoling their heartbroken little darlings. Preschool grief counsellors are on hand to deal with emergency admissions. Big businesses will take the hit if the world-famous merchandising phenomenon, Frankie Ferret, cannot be found. Celebrities plonk their smiles in front of the cameras to jump aboard the sorrow bus. One billionaire offers a massive reward. Everyone cares about Frankie. Even the the Prime Minister has his own venal motives to join the circus.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe capital city strains every nerve as the London Met' Police takes up the challenge.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Scotland Yard PR machine fires up to exploit the massive potential positive spin for the police... if they can find him. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePolitically-correct media specialist, Chief Inspector Crispin Bissel, is in charge. He knows just the cop to spearhead the mission.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe chooses his wild and sexy ex-girlfriend. Selena Fontesse, now a street cop. The machine grinds her out to the media as an eye-candy baited hook.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll the while Bissel dreams of rekindling the flame of lust if not love...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eA totally outrageous satire. A dark British comedy combined with a romantic love story. Irreverent and cynical. An exposé of the mad media-cult whirl in which we live, where news, fake news and spin are the encrypted currencies of coercion.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDo not read if you are easily offended. Contains foul and improper language and politically incorrect views.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNo ferrets or vegans were harmed in the writing of this book.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 106\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.25 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 20, 2019\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52645842354483,"sku":"9781916097599","price":16.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/waOySPfVq9781916097599.webp?v=1762422854","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/en-ca\/products\/the-cover-up-adult-british-police-comedy-satire-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}