{"product_id":"the-babylon-bee-guide-to-the-apocalypse-paperback","title":"The Babylon Bee Guide to the Apocalypse - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eBabylon Bee\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFrom the satirical minds behind the viral sensation The Babylon Bee comes the latest installment of its guide series that will teach you how to survive every potential end-times situation, from the coming communist takeover to the rise of artificial intelligence-powered death robots.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e The apocalypse is nigh! With the imminent threat of climate change, alien invasion, zombie attacks, dangerous MAGA terrorists, and countless other possible scenarios, the world could literally end before you finish reading this sentence. Oh, good--looks like it didn't. But that doesn't mean you're safe. In \u003ci\u003eThe Babylon Bee Guide to the Apocalypse, \u003c\/i\u003ethe writers of trusted fake news site\u003ci\u003e The Babylon Bee \u003c\/i\u003eteach you how to survive in every potential end-times situation, from the coming communist takeover to the rise of artificial intelligence-powered death robots. It's the only way to be prepared! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e This book includes literally everything you need to prep for the apocalypse including the following: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Handy attack moves to fight off zombies, commies, and other brainless monsters \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Easy bunker construction guides so you can get started building your own apocalypse safe space today \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Interior decorating tips that will wow any guests into your 50-story underground nuclear silo \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Weapon assembly DIY guides on how to put together the very best tools for fighting off all kinds of post-apocalyptic horrors \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Reports from the multiverse where we have a reporter on the ground telling you how the world ends in every possible universe \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Attractive infographics and charts on every page that even YOU can understand \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Helpful financial tips for what kind of currency and precious metals to hoard for the end of the world \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Funny stick figures \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e While other books just tell you that we're doomed and the collapse of Western Civilization is imminent, only \u003ci\u003eThe Babylon Bee Guide to the Apocalypse \u003c\/i\u003egives you the tools you need to survive it. If you don't buy a copy, it's not like it's the end of the world. OH WAIT--IT IS.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eKyle Mann \u003c\/b\u003eis the editor in chief of The Babylon Bee. He was created in an orc-spawning pit beneath the tower Orthanc near the end of the Third Age. Saruman the Many-Colored drew upon all his dark powers to imbue Kyle with the ability to write satire of semi-acceptable quality from time to time, and also pillage many small villages in Gondor. Kyle oversees and approves all content posted to the site and writes a good bit of it himself. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eJoel Berry\u003c\/b\u003e is The Babylon Bee's managing editor and a deadly warrior-monk with a shadowy past. Part philosophy-quoting homeschool nerd, part Marine Corps veteran, Joel was found retired in a secluded cabin in the mountains after he swore off his old life and promised to never own a lib again. But Kyle Mann was getting a team together. He convinced Joel to come out of retirement for one final mission: to help run the world's greatest satire site, which he's been doing since 2016.\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 248\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.7 x 8.9 x 7.2 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 12, 2024\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52638969823539,"sku":"9781510781542","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/eLF87rvcAD9781510781542.webp?v=1762336360","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/en-ca\/products\/the-babylon-bee-guide-to-the-apocalypse-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}