{"product_id":"sit-me-down-a-m-m-chair-romance-paperback","title":"Sit Me Down: A M\/M Chair Romance - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eSabrina Cross\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eExistence is a funny thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne moment you're going about your life as a messenger to the gods. And the next moment, you're a chair. An actual chair. I had wandered off the beaten path and the consequences were swift and humbling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm rescued from an eternity in the dump by a college kid barely old enough to drink. Now I'm at the mercy of a human and Evan is the only hope I have of returning to my old life among the gods.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA drunken night changes everything and nothing at all. No matter how much I might like the human, he can't travel to the Otherworld and I can't stay. Our time may be limited, but I'm determined to make the most of it with him.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSit Me Down is a sentient object romance intended for audiences over 18. It involves intimate relations with a chair and if that doesn't sound like your thing you should probably pick up a different book.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 64\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.15 x 6.75 x 4.12 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 15, 2026\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53247204458803,"sku":"9781967627233","price":18.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/oBmQuA0Uaa9781967627233.webp?v=1776299034","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/en-ca\/products\/sit-me-down-a-m-m-chair-romance-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}