{"product_id":"ring-a-ring-a-rose-a-tweak-on-your-favourite-nursery-rhymes-for-tired-mums-who-could-do-with-a-wine-paperback","title":"Ring a Ring a Rosé: A tweak on your favourite nursery rhymes. For tired mums who could do with a wine. - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMichelle Anderstarr\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSung to the tune of I'm a Little Teapot\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVodka in my teapot, yes, it's true.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI've cleaned up the vomit, and I've cleaned up the poo.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen I finished cleaning, I found you, \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003edrinking water from the loo.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAre bedtime stories getting you down? This one is sure to be your new favourite.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFollow Flocker the Flamingo as she mums her way through the day with the help of a little rosé.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs she your spirit animal?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNursery rhymes for today's busy mums are here and they couldn't come soon enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTraditional nursery rhymes are full of inappropriate content for kids, yet we've sung them for years. This book is a fun tweak on the originals which will help you finish off a long day of parenting.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou don't know the words, but you do know the tune, so sing along as if you wrote them yourself. The kids will wonder why you suddenly love reading time more, and you'll find yourself singing them when the kids aren't even around. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRing A Ring A Rosé is a children's picture book for adults channelling Adam Mansbach's \u003cem\u003eGo The F*** to Sleep\u003c\/em\u003e, yet PG enough to read to your little ones.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 30\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.08 x 8.5 x 8.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 07, 2020\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53329407213875,"sku":"9780648669319","price":21.02,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/q4xzwtiU1T9780648669319.webp?v=1778165721","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/en-ca\/products\/ring-a-ring-a-rose-a-tweak-on-your-favourite-nursery-rhymes-for-tired-mums-who-could-do-with-a-wine-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}