{"product_id":"raising-the-perfect-child-through-guilt-and-manipulation-paperback","title":"Raising the Perfect Child Through Guilt and Manipulation - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eElizabeth Beckwith\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePopular actress and stand-up comedienne Elizabeth Beckwith gives us the parenting guide to end all parenting guides: \u003cem\u003eRaising the Perfect Child through Guilt and Manipulation. \u003c\/em\u003eA frequent guest on \u003cem\u003eThe Late, Late Show \u003c\/em\u003eand one of seven comics featured in the \u003cem\u003eTime \u003c\/em\u003emagazine article, \"Funny: The Next Generation,\" Beckwith now puts forth a hilarious new parenting philosophy that would shock Dr. Spock and traumatize T. Berry Brazelton. \u003cem\u003eRaising the Perfect Child through Guilt and Manipulation \u003c\/em\u003eis a riotously irreverent take on contemporary child rearing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFront Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eRaising the Perfect Child Through Guilt and Manipulation\u003c\/em\u003e is not one of those traditional, all-too-earnest parenting guides that, for generations, have sucked all the fun out of child rearing. The foundation of Elizabeth Beckwith's Guilt and Manipulation family philosophy is simple: We do things a certain way, and everyone else is an a**hole. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs that something you should put on a bumper sticker and slap on your minivan? Of course not--that would be trashy. But in the privacy of your own home, you can employ these essential components of Guilt and Manipulation to mold the little runts ruthlessly yet effectively into children you won't be embarrassed to admit are yours: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCreating a Team: Us vs. Them\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHow to Scare the Crap Out of Your Child (in a Positive Way) \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDon't Be Afraid to Raise a Nerd \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMind Control: Why It's a Good Thing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBack Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eRaising the Perfect Child Through Guilt and Manipulation\u003c\/em\u003e is not one of those traditional, all-too-earnest parenting guides that, for generations, have sucked all the fun out of child rearing. The foundation of Elizabeth Beckwith's Guilt and Manipulation family philosophy is simple: We do things a certain way, and everyone else is an a**hole. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs that something you should put on a bumper sticker and slap on your minivan? Of course not--that would be trashy. But in the privacy of your own home, you can employ these essential components of Guilt and Manipulation to mold the little runts ruthlessly yet effectively into children you won't be embarrassed to admit are yours: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCreating a Team: \"Us\" vs. \"Them\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHow to Scare the Crap Out of Your Child (in a Positive Way) \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDon't Be Afraid to Raise a Nerd \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMind Control: Why It's a Good Thing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 256\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.8 x 8.5 x 5.3 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 06, 2009\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52638256791859,"sku":"9780061759574","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/VVh6dGl6cldMaHZtci9kTUk4TjU4UT09.webp?v=1762315023","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/en-ca\/products\/raising-the-perfect-child-through-guilt-and-manipulation-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}