{"product_id":"purrfect-cover-paperback","title":"Purrfect Cover - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eNic Saint\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLEAN, MEAN, CLEANING MACHINE... OF DOOM!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI try to live a peaceful, dignified life. A soft couch. A full food bowl. A \u003cem\u003ereasonable\u003c\/em\u003e amount of human worship. But this past week? Pure chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFirst, I was kicked out of my own home.\u003cbr\u003eThen, I was attacked-not once, but twice! First by the dreaded vacuum cleaner, and then by the evil Roomba (a robotic menace with no regard for personal space).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJust when Dooley and I thought we had \u003cem\u003ewon the war\u003c\/em\u003e against these mechanical monsters, Odelia brought in the real villains: Blanche and Bella Trainor. Cleaning ladies by profession, cat haters by choice. These two locked our pet flaps and declared war.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd as if that weren't enough?\u003cbr\u003eUncle Alec found himself at the center of a scandalous gossip campaign.\u003cbr\u003eHampton Cove was hit by a string of brazen burglaries.\u003cbr\u003eAnd did I mention THEY LOCKED OUR PET FLAPS?!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith crime on the rise and my home under siege, I had to do what any self-respecting feline would do-fight back.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCan I solve a crime, outsmart two fur-ocious housekeepers, and reclaim my rightful place on the couch?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThere's only one way to find out... Read on for a purr-fectly wild ride!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 232\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.53 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 12, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52987692646707,"sku":"9798232420529","price":28.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/CrPI23Y5Fk9798232420529.webp?v=1769068546","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/en-ca\/products\/purrfect-cover-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}