{"product_id":"oh-f-ck-dinosaurs-hardcover","title":"Oh F*ck! 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That is, if they can get over their personal issues as well as survive a night against bloodthirsty Cretaceous Creeps.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAzi Midas\u003c\/strong\u003e is a spoiled rich brat who has recently landed themself in a host of issues thanks to their terrible decisions. He slept with his best friend's, \u003cstrong\u003eStella Alvarez's\u003c\/strong\u003e boyfriend, \u003cstrong\u003eCameron Akagi\u003c\/strong\u003e so that he could break up with his ex, \u003cstrong\u003eEllis Wheeler.\u003c\/strong\u003e Azi will have to face all this drama while having dinosaurs biting at his heels.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBernard Armester\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong\u003eChad Buffton\u003c\/strong\u003e used to be best friends growing up, but college life had torn them apart as one sought to become the life of the party and the other sought more solitude in familiarity. In the middle of this is \u003cstrong\u003eFrankie Bucek\u003c\/strong\u003e, a loose cannon who's toxicity becomes dangerous when pushed to his limits.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan they survive a night of primeval terror?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eDiverse Characters\u003cp\u003eMeet a group of various personalities all dealing with reality tv-esque dramas as they must find ways to survive despite their issues with each other.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eCool Artwork\u003cp\u003eCover Art by Trevor Henderson, Logo by Sarah J Coleman and interior artwork by the author himself, Dave Bruno. No AI used during any part of the creation of this book, just pure creativity from a Dinosaur loving Game Animator.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003ePrehistoric Peril\u003cp\u003eExperience the horror of 8 different dinosaurs, each with unique terrifying quirks they use to stalk their hapless victims. Most of the dinosaurs presented are not typically featured in major Dinosaur media, so expect some surprises!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eReader Reviews\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"More \u003cem\u003eSnakes on a Plane\u003c\/em\u003e than \u003cem\u003eJurassic Park\u003c\/em\u003e, with a pinch of 1980s Teen-Slasher Movie thrown in.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003e-Kirkus Reviews. GET IT Verdict\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Sardonically echoing \u003cem\u003eJurassic Park, \u003c\/em\u003e \u003cem\u003eAlien, \u003c\/em\u003e and other classic stories of predatory monsters... An amusing escape that also doubles as a character study of survival during times of absolute chaos.\" \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cem\u003e-Self-Publishing Review. ★★★★​​​​\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"This is one of the most terrifying yet humorous dinosaur stories I've ever read.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003e-Anne-Marie Reynolds, Reader's Favorite. ★★★★★​​​​​\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Oh Fck! Dinosaurs! is a viciously entertaining romp that balances carnage and catharsis in equal measure. It's loud, gory, and surprisingly heartfelt-perfect for horror fans who like their creature features with bite.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem\u003e-Bo Poske, Reedsy Discovery. ★★★★\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 310\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.81 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 07, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52578778218803,"sku":"9798992717303","price":33.48,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/c3oIg8ifJ39798992717303.webp?v=1782779767","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/en-ca\/products\/oh-f-ck-dinosaurs-hardcover","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}