{"product_id":"not-safe-for-kids-paperback","title":"Not Safe For Kids - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eKevin Shamel\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eJim Agpalza\u003c\/b\u003e (Illustrator)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWARNING: THIS BOOK IS GUARANTEED TO EMOTIONALLY FUCK UP YOUR KIDS\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eAh, children. They are obnoxious little question machines. And they won't shut up until you've given them a response. Dumb jerks. This book addresses all the cold, hard answers to all those stupid, stupid questions like: \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eDoes your poop smell bad? That means you're dying.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eHow do little rocks turn into big ones? They eat people.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eDid you know you can breathe underwater? It's true. Your body doesn't like it at first, but you totally can.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eDid you know that holding babies makes you run faster? Try it and see!\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWouldn't it be cool if you could go back in time and fight dinosaurs for control of the moon? No it wouldn't be. You'd totally die.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eSo sit down and layer on the emotional scarring with this read-aloud picture book you WISH you could share with children. A hilarious read that is NOT SAFE FOR KIDS.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 130\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.28 x 9.25 x 7.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 01, 2016\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53744562569523,"sku":"9781621052197","price":31.46,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/S5PztAg8Cz9781621052197.webp?v=1785235144","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/en-ca\/products\/not-safe-for-kids-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}