{"product_id":"no-one-ever-has-sex-on-holiday-a-totally-hilarious-summer-read-paperback","title":"No-one Ever Has Sex on Holiday: A totally hilarious summer read - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eTracy Bloom\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGet ready to enjoy your first holiday abroad with small children. Highlights include: being woken at 5 every morning and working a gruelling day in 30-degree heat chasing kids around the pool with a bottle of sunscreen. Added features: screaming during mealtimes and toddlers moaning about sand. Absolutely no sex guaranteed or your money back! \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Katy and Ben and their four closest friends are going to Spain for a week with their kids. Sun, sex and sangria? Almost certainly not.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e The couples think they are prepared for all the joys and trials a family holiday has to offer but they have a shock coming, and not only from the kids. Into their first day by the pool crashes Ollie, who has just been dumped by his girlfriend, and Cassie, on her hen party holiday but having serious doubts about her impending marriage. A recipe for a relaxing week abroad? Let's wait and see...\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e From the no. 1 bestselling author of \u003cem\u003eNo-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday\u003c\/em\u003e, this is the perfect book to read on the beach - either with or without small children. Perfect for fans of Nick Spalding, Marian Keyes and Gill Sims.\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eReaders love \u003cem\u003eNo-one Ever Has Sex on Holiday\u003c\/em\u003e!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e 'One of the \u003cstrong\u003efunniest books I've read this year\u003c\/strong\u003e... I found myself laughing out loud... A \u003cstrong\u003efantastic\u003c\/strong\u003eholiday read.' Goodreads Reviewer, \u003cstrong\u003e5 stars\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e 'A laugh-out-loud romp that \u003cstrong\u003ehad me in literal stitches from start to finish\u003c\/strong\u003e.' Goodreads Reviewer\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e '\u003cstrong\u003eFive stars are really not enough\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003efor this fantastic book\u003c\/strong\u003e but in the absence of anything more I would just like to say to people reading this review \"Read it, you won't regret it.\"' Goodreads Reviewer, \u003cstrong\u003e5 stars\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e 'A \u003cstrong\u003eperfect holiday read\u003c\/strong\u003e.' Goodreads Reviewer\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e 'Totally enjoyable, perfect for the beach!... Loved it, \u003cstrong\u003emade me laugh from start to finish\u003c\/strong\u003e.' Goodreads Reviewer, \u003cstrong\u003e5 stars\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e '\u003cstrong\u003eLaugh-out-loud funny\u003c\/strong\u003e... If you are a parent this book will speak to you.' Goodreads Reviewer\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e '\u003cstrong\u003eCompletely fabulous, utterly funny\u003c\/strong\u003e and I think something parents everywhere will really be able to relate to... Utterly hilarious, completely compelling.' \u003cem\u003eRachel's Random Reads\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003e5 stars\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 230\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.52 x 7.81 x 5.06 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e July 29, 2019\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52987971567923,"sku":"9781838880262","price":22.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/sGqKezueFz9781838880262.webp?v=1769072539","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/en-ca\/products\/no-one-ever-has-sex-on-holiday-a-totally-hilarious-summer-read-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}