{"product_id":"italy-can-bite-me-a-vacation-romantic-comedy-paperback","title":"Italy Can Bite Me: A Vacation Romantic Comedy - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMelisa Ryun\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNote To Self: Don't Fall For Your Tour Guide's \"Rock Solid\" Tower of Pisa.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere are two types of people: planners and chaos-makers. I, Katie Crawford, am the former-color-coded, laminated, and ready for anything. So when my fianc? dumps me for being too Type A,  I do the logical thing: fly to Italy with my cougar aunt's senior-swingers'-bus-tour to prove I can be spontaneous.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe plan: Loosen up. Be fun. Win my fianc? back. The problem: Him.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMatteo Monti-ridiculously gorgeous, charming, and smug. My Italian tour guide who treats life like a never-ending holiday. He calls me Checklist. I call him Walking Red Flag. Now, thanks to some highly suspicious booking errors, we're sharing hotel rooms, stealing kisses under Venetian stars, and fighting over who's in control (Spoiler: It's me. Obviously).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTour Guide Rule #1: Don't Catch Feelings.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCiao, I'm Matteo, and I have a system. Show tourists Italy, flex my forearms, avoid emotional entanglements. Simple, right? Until I meet her-Katie-stubborn, uptight, and impossible to resist. The more I push, the harder she pushes back. And now? I'm forgetting why I ever made rules at all.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe's running from perfect. I'm hiding from forever. But on these winding Italian roads, we might just crash right into love.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eItaly Can Bite Me is a spicy, laugh-out-loud romcom about desire, detours, and what happens when life refuses to follow the itinerary. Meghan Quinn fans will love this Opposites Attract, Vacation Fling, Road Trip romance with steamy Forced Proximity and Snarky Banter as Foreplay. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 380\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.85 x 8 x 5.25 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 20, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52638999904563,"sku":"9781947775138","price":28.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/YVmH0clB2q9781947775138.webp?v=1762336462","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/en-ca\/products\/italy-can-bite-me-a-vacation-romantic-comedy-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}