{"product_id":"i-wont-be-in-on-monday-paperback","title":"I Won't Be In On Monday - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJ. S. Cooper\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eDear Remington Parker, \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eYou may think you're the handsome prince of the law firm and I'm your dutiful wench, but I'm not here to be your plaything.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eYes, you're handsome-ish.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eYes, you're a partner at the firm.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eYes, I'm your ugly duckling assistant.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eBut no, I'm not desperate, and I don't want you.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eI have no interest in being the nanny to your newly found kid when you want to go on dates.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eAnd I have even less interest in your offer to teach me the ways of the world.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eIn fact, after my makeover, I'm pretty sure I'll have plenty of men wanting to help me discover the joys of companionship. I do not need your crumbs.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eYours Sincerely, \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eJuniper Hardman\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI just never predicted how Remington Parker would react after he got my email and saw my makeover.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 300\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.63 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 16, 2024\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52889666388275,"sku":"9798300161040","price":28.58,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0300\/5595\/6612\/files\/ezb91Y5ZrA9798300161040.webp?v=1766735951","url":"https:\/\/www.vysn.com\/en-ca\/products\/i-wont-be-in-on-monday-paperback","provider":"VYSN","version":"1.0","type":"link"}